Onion Ring
You exercise maximum discretion. Keep things on the down low. Like so low, it’s underground.
Which is why you’ll love the folks at teeny basement store Red Onion Records & Books, who’ll come to your place to sort through and purchase ...
Straighten Up
Sung to the tune of “Straight Up.”
Lost in a dream,
You don’t know which way to go.
A-let us say, the Brazilian Keratin Treatment is all that it seems.
Then, frizzy-haired diva, you’re movin’ way too slow.
You’ve been fooled ...
To the Manners Born
Hon, we’re doing this because we love you. And we want you to get better. You’re a food smacker. And a drunken, belligerent hostess. Frankly, you need to work on your manners.
This can be done in private, sweetie, thanks ...
The Weekend Guide
Everybody’s working for the weekend.
GO
Montgomery County Agricultural Fair
What: Join in the fun with a horseshoe contest, dog show, demolition derby, bake sale, and more.
Why: Who said life was fair?
When: Fri., 3 p.m.-midnight; Sat. & Sun., ...
Top Design
To you, preparing for company means kicking dirty laundry under the bed, lighting a candle to mask the cat smell, and dimming the lights in hopes no one will notice your hideous design scheme (shabby chic meets Persian palace).
Pathetic.
The Weekend Guide
The weekend’s activities are quite august.
SEE
Jaws
What: Bring a lawn chair and settle in to watch the classic al fresco.
Why: No sharking, please.
When: Sat., 9 p.m.
Where: Corner of Norfolk & Auburn Aves., Bethesda.
Foot Notes
The eyes are the window to the soul, but where would one look to find out what’s going on inside your body?
Get yourself over to Be You Bi Yu Wellness Center & Spa for the FootSpa detox treatment and ...
Hit the Ground Running
Sure you run. From killers. From creditors. From crazy petitioners. (Do you have a moment to save a kitten?)
But you wouldn’t call that a “fun run.”
Luckily, DC Run can motivate you to enjoy pounding the pavement. ...
