George Ryan Clarke
Washington, D.C.

Objective:
To create adorable, one-of-a-kind pillows that inspire all-day lounging, passing out cold, and creative post-coital conversation.

Education:
Self-taught in drawing, sewing, and design.

Skills:
• Manipulating cotton and canvas into super-mod envelope pillows.
• Constructing ...

Put on your elastic-waist pants, preorder the bird, and fill your mouth with DailyCandy’s Turkey Day wordplay.

cornycopia
n. A surplus of tacky Thanksgiving decor: papier-mache turkeys, faux fall leaves, etc. (We barely had room for the food ...

Who knew that handsome Harvard grad architect from a prominent family would have a penchant for wearing women’s lingerie? And that certified purebred mini pug? He’s weighing in at 35 pounds.

Most things that look good on paper tend to disappoint ...

Lookin’ good, weekend, lookin’ real good.

DO
The Unusual Suspects Holiday Arts & Crafts Festival
What: Peruse the wares of more than 50 vendors selling everything from unique jewelry and original artwork to stationery and hand-spun yarn.
Why: Make them ...

Dear Diary,

Me and Diamonds’s rocky friendship is totally over, thanks to a slutty secretary.

But thank heavens for Gold — she has really been there for me during such a tough time. And Gold knows that the best thing ...

Don’t drown in all there is to do this weekend.

SEE
Speed-the-Plow
What: David Mamet’s comedic play satirizing what it takes to make it in the film industry.
Why: Don’t call them; they’ll call you.
When: Thru Nov. 25.
Where:

They say everyone gets cold feet. But don’t worry, we’ve got ways to help you warm up to the big day.

Can’t Stand the Heat
Stay out of the kitchen and call local gals Lizzy Evelyn and Nichole Ferrigno of ...