The closet has been known to house many a deep, dark secret (and not just in Hollywood).
Your skin-tight, frat-party-hopping black pants from freshman year, for example.
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You, like many others, have been told you resemble your dog. In your case, it’s because you’re wearing enough fur to cover the average Yorkshire terrier.
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Do any of the following statements apply to you?
1) Your bedroom wall is graced with the “Waterlilies” poster you’ve had since freshman year.
2) Your idea of decorative art is the decoupage footstool Aunt Betty gave you for Christmas.
The year: 1989.
The occasion: prom.
The dress: a multicolored, asymmetrical explosion.
Your hair: a multicolored, asymmetrical explosion.
These aren’t memories. They’re scars on the landscape of your life.
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A dog baking a cake, an elephant in a hospital bed, two old ladies and a stripper. Hard to relate to? Then why are these the sorts of things that appear on every birthday, get-well, or thank-you card you see?
You seem like a thoughtful person.
But most of the time you barely pull it off. Your loved ones would never guess that you keep a stash of unisex, one-size -fits-all sale gifts in the bottom of your closet.
For ...
It’s unanimous.
Your neighbors have voted you the youngest old lady around.
So loosen your bun and drop those knitting needles, Granny. It’s party time.
Now, don’t get your bloomies in a bunch — it doesn’t have to be all tequila ...
Sometimes you’re at a loss for words. Other times, you come up with all the wrong ones.
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