If your gardening skills were a Rolling Stones song, the refrain would be “under my thumb, the whole world is black.” It’s time to add some green with the help of My Organic Garden. Lifelong garden guru Josh Wenz can turn any outdoor space into a bountiful plot. Working from the ground up, he’ll optimize fertility of soil, supply seeds of your choosing, set up supports, and irrigate the land. Once sprouts appear, Wenz will be on hand to water, maintain, even harvest the goods for you. Those looking to rake it in themselves can take lessons: Wenz happily tutors aspiring gardeners in their element. And he’ll stop by monthly to make sure that all is growing as planned. Which should offer some serious satisfaction. Available online at myorganicgardendc.com.