Dear Mr. Relentless e-Suitor,
Your most recent love letter ended up in the spam folder (like all the others).
Things might have gone smoother had you sent a card from Sycamore Street Press.
The wife and hubby team letterpresses cards with old-fashioned appeal, cutting to the chase with schmaltz-free sentiment (unlike your latest missive).
Quippy bits of snark really spice things up. To wit: the graphic of a twirling bride stamped with the message “Spoiler Alert: Someone got you a toaster.”
They also make swanky bookplates, clever calendars, gift tags, and place cards.
The company prints with soy-based inks and nontoxic solvents and uses recycled card stock. So you can write with the confidence that you’re not wreaking havoc.
On anything but my affection.
Available online at sycamorestreetpress.com.