It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a bungee dancer!
What: Street-arts festival Look Both Ways reaches dizzying heights when Project Bandaloop dances down the facade of the Old Post Office Pavilion at 9 p.m.
Why: Using the historic clock tower as a vertical stage trumps Trump’s hotel plans.
When: Fri., 8-10 p.m. Festival continues thru Sat.
Where: 1100 Pennsylvania Ave. NW, at 12th St. (202-289-4224).
DC Rollergirls Championship Bout
What: The sixth-season closer pits Scare Force One against Cherry Blossom Bombshells for the golden skate trophy.
Why: They may look sweet, but these ladies are hell on wheels.
When: Sat., 4 p.m. Prematch tailgate, 1-4 p.m. on Lot 3.
Where: DC Armory, 2001 E. Capitol St. SE, at 19th St. (202-547-9077). Tickets ($12) online at ticketmaster.com.
What: Before summering in the Hamptons, former accessories designer Joey Wolffer rolls into town equipped with chunky chains, leather slippers, shagreen bracelets, fringed leather bags, and plenty of cuffs.
Why: Your dream closet sits inside a converted potato chip truck.
When: Thurs. & Fri., 6-9 p.m.; Sat., 8 p.m.-midnight.
Where: Outside W Washington D.C., 515 15th St. NW, at Pennsylvania Ave. Future dates and locations online at thestyleliner.com.
A Happening for Doug Aitken: Song 1
What: Musical performances by No Age, High Places, Nico Jaar, and others bring sound and spirit to a 360-degree video projected around the concrete donut.
Why: The surveillance-themed installation inspired dozens of “I Only Have Eyes for You” covers.
When: Fri., 8 p.m.-midnight.
Where: Hirshhorn Museum and Sculpture Garden, Independence Ave. SW, at 7th St. (202-633-4674). Tickets ($25) online at tickets.com.
What: A campy retelling of the almost universally trashed 1980 movie.
Why: Hustle to (and in) your seats.
When: Thru July 1. Tues. & Wed., 7:30 p.m.; Thurs. & Fri., 8 p.m.; Sat., 2 & 8 p.m.; Sun., 2 & 7 p.m.
Where: Signature Theatre, 4200 Campbell Ave., Arlington (703-820-9771). Tickets ($63-$87) online at ticketmaster.com.
Photo: Atossa Soltani / Courtesy of Project Bandaloop