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No Zit, Sherlock

You once believed love would mean never having to say you’re sorry.

And you also thought adulthood would mean never having to deal with pimples again.

Someone was tragically misinformed. You’ve since learned that some things (drunken fight-picking, anniversary blanking) ...

Southern Comfort

You laughed (at the tickly pumice). You cried (when clumsy nicked your cuticle). You hurled obscenities (when everything chipped in less than 24 hours).

Add a Southern accent, and your last mani-pedi could have been a scene from Steel Magnolias

Animal: Plan It

On today’s episode of Nature Watch, we hunt down Seattleus Flabbicus — a pale, fleshy mammal emerging from winter hibernation. (Parental advisory: could scare small children.)

Fact is, months of cave dwelling have you looking a little grizzly. Time ...

The Quest of the Polished Nail

It was a typically busy day for Nancy Drew. After aiding injured children all morning, she had to meet Ned for lunch. And she still hadn’t figured out the secret of the old clock.

But suddenly Nancy glanced at her ...

Blown Away

From gossiping while in downward dog to coordinating happy hour via IM during conference calls, you’ve got multitasking down pat.

So what’s with the meltdown when it comes to the simple task of blow-drying your hair?

Time to straighten up and ...

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Today you’re a Brat Packer, tomorrow a Factory Girl. You swing between eras like a monkey on crack, and you’re a grand master of fashion resurrection.

Your secret? Knowing which relics are better left buried. Like the banana clip. Definitely

Time Trials

Wrestle with alarm clock at 7 a.m. Stalk bus by 8. Rally troops for Monday meeting. Engage office crush while tackling printer jam.

You’re an urban warrior all day long. Which explains your tired, aching body and those raggedy-ass nails.

Why the Long Face?

Sometimes it’s in the break room (who ate your brownie?); sometimes in the bedroom (who took your pants off?). Every now and then, you come up short.

But you should never take chances when it comes to spa treatments. Forget ...