Your poor windows. Sitting there naked for all the world to see. And then there’s you, parading around shamelessly.

For decency’s sake, put some panties on and get your windows a new wardrobe with custom shades by OrangePiel.

We went ...

Your piano lessons involved an arpeggio of halitosis, “Chopsticks,” and creepy Mrs. Snodgrass.

Not those of Claire Pendleton, the titular character in The Piano Teacher. Janice Y. K. Lee’s captivating love story weaves together three characters in Hong Kong before, ...

What do you call Friday, Saturday, and Sunday? The ultimate threesome.

PUZZLE
International Rubik’s Cube Competition
What: Show off your twisty stuff or just marvel as pros and amateurs solve, solve, as fast as they can.
Why: Gleam the cube.

Welcome to two thousand fine.

SEE
Gone but Not Forgotten Opening Reception
What: Inspired by death and faces, Paul Urich’s mixed-media and gouache sketches leave a lasting impression.
Why: Stroke of genius.
When: Thurs., 6-9 p.m.
Where: Fecal Face Dot Gallery, 66 ...

You had one too many Fat Tires on New Year’s Eve and woke up with a spare. Let the air out with new ways to a new you.

Spin
Last time you cruised a tricycle you were hell on Hot ...

Loeffler Randall flats: originally $345, now $126.

Marc Jacobs tank: originally $158, now $46.

A new boutique filled with such discounted designer gems: priceless.

Well, almost.

Cary Lane is Noe Valley’s newest must-know address. Run by two gents with serious ...

A little dance: do. A little love: make. Down tonight: get.

Take your boogie shoes for a spin with DJ Kristofferson’s New Year’s playlist.

“Ring of Fire,” by Social Distortion
(The circle is now complete.)

“Future,” ...