What do you get when you cross a mad hatter with a March hare? March madness.

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French Antiques Sale
What: Score pieces from the city’s fancy-pants furniture stores at below wholesale prices.
Why: Something old, something new.
When: Sat., ...

You can justify almost anything. Went to the gym? You deserve a ginormous slice of red velvet cake. Worked a little overtime? You earned that Birkin.

Jeremy Cheung understands your way of thinking, which is why you’ll love working out ...

You? Big nature lover.

If only it didn’t require so much time outside.

So bring the outdoors in at Area, a new home and garden store in Jackson Square. The 1,600-square-foot space houses a global mix of modern wares perfect ...

For most, a closet is just a place to house their clothes. For you, it’s a walk-in guilt trip.

The sundress with the tags still attached? Part of a weight-loss incentive campaign gone awry. The trousers bought on impulse at ...

You don’t know art. You don’t even really know what you like.

The fact is, in these postmodern times, it’s hard to know if you’re looking at a work of genius or a pile of doody. Or both.

Here-by-way-of-Brooklyn gallery ...

You’ve never been one to toot your own horn.

But you will be soon enough — once you own some of Sandra Jordan’s horn products. The Healdsburg craftswoman’s line of serving pieces (which are totally affordable) are rustic yet stunning and ...

Lovebirds, up and at ’em. Time to leave the nest.

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YogaStudio Opens
What: Free classes to celebrate the launch of Pac Heights’s new fancy-pants health haven.
Why: Show your partner you know how to be flexible.
When: Sat. & ...