Aquarius: Hey, neighbor! Am I going to see you tomorrow at Virgo’s baby shower?

Pisces: Sadly, I won’t be able to make it. Mercury’s gone totally retrograde since I had the baby; I think she needs some one-on-one mommy time.

A: Why don’t you just bring both kids along? The Galaxy Girls will be there; they’ll be able to help.

P: With babysitting?

A: No, you loon! The Galaxy Girls are a trio of ace astrologers with expertise in motherhood, relationships, and life purpose. They read charts at moms’ gatherings.

P: So they can tell me what’s up with Mercury?

A: Even better. They’ll give specific advice on how a Pisces like you can help her fulfill her life’s goals. Or you can just take a break and focus the reading entirely on you.

P: Lord knows we moms rarely get to be the stars.

To book the Galaxy Girls for your next gathering, go to galaxygirlsevents.com.

PARTY
Grand Green Opening
What: A free-to-all celebration of the park hub’s new East Beach digs with music, snacks, and hands-on sustainable crafting.
Why: It’s beachy green.
When: Sat., 11 a.m.-3 p.m.
Where: Crissy Field Center, 1199 E. Beach Dr., near the Marina Gate Presidio entrance, Presidio (415-561-7690).

ROAR
Year of the Tiger
What: Ring in the new year with a festive lion dance, make-your-own hung bao, and a reading from Tales from the Chinese Zodiac.
Why: Xīn Nián Kuài Lè!
When: Sun., noon-4 p.m.
Where: Asian Art Museum, 200 Larkin St., b/t Fulton & McAllister Sts., Samsung Hall (415-581-3500).

DISCOVER
Animal Attraction and Pretty Plants
What: Budding biologists (ages 6-10) learn what makes hearts flutter in the animal world through stories and hands-on activities.
Why: Ducky in love.
When: Sun., 2:30 p.m.
Where: California Academy of Sciences, 55 Music Concourse Dr., education classroom, Golden Gate Park (415-379-8000).

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