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Brews on the Bay
What: Sample more than 40 beers from seven local breweries (like Magnolia) and ribs from Oola while getting down to Zepperella and Zoo Station.
Why: Twist and stout.
When: Sat., noon-5 p.m.; Sun., 1-5 p.m.
Where: S.S. Jeremiah O’Brien, Pier 45, at The Embarcadero (415-544-0100). Tickets online at sfbrewersguild.org.
Up at Harputs Market
What: Stylist Rachel Esterline’s mezzanine-level pop-up at Harputs offers heavily discounted designer duds (including the likes of Marni, Margiela, and Louis Vuitton) from her clients’ impressive closets.
Why: Up, up, and away.
When: Opening party, Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Where: 1525 Fillmore St., at Geary Blvd. (415-922-9644).
What: The fundraising event organized by Twitter users (and taking place in 180 cities on the same night) will benefit Operation Smile.
Why: One hundred forty is your lucky number.
When: Fri., 8 p.m.
Where: Horizon Restaurant & Lounge, 498 Broadway, at Kearney St. (415-576-1118). Tickets online at amiando.com.
The SF Grand Ball – Battle at Ground Zero Championship
What: Finalists in YBCA’s weekly vogueing (yes, as in Madonna) competition hope to become the king or queen of the posers.
Why: Let your body move to the music.
When: Fri., 8 p.m.
Where: Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, 701 Mission St., at Third St. (415-978-2787).
The September Issue
What: Witness the divine Ms. Wintour in all her glam-goddess glory (sunglasses and all).
Why: Is she more devilish than Meryl?
When: Opens Fri.
Where: AMC Loews Metreon, 101 Fourth St., at Mission St. (415-369-6201). Showtimes and tickets at fandango.com.
Ambiance’s Fall Flyer
What: Give your wardrobe a shot in the arm with 10 percent off regular-priced and 20 percent off sale items when you take in the store’s fall flyer.
Why: They really, really like you.
When: Thru Sept. 30.
Where: Ambiance’s three locations in Cow Hollow, the Haight, and Noe Valley. Get the Sept. flyer online at ambiancesf.com.
What: All day, every day, we’ll be bringing you the latest and greatest from NY Fashion Week. Check back often for designer interviews, trend predictions, and front-row observances.
Why: Giveaways galore.
When: Thru Sept. 17.
Where: Online at dailycandy.com/dossier.