Look at you, in your snappy cowboy hat and vintage boots.

Still. Certain aspects of the cowgirl lifestyle elude you. You’ve never actually wrangled anything and your “yee-haw” lacks conviction. And cows? Well, they sort of freak you out.

You’ll be plenty glad for them, however, when you discover the Cowgirl Creamery. The online outpost of the California cheese shop sells all its in-house organic varieties, as well as other top-quality Americans and imports.

The goods are organized in collections. The classic Cowgirl Creamery features three organic milk cheeses (two triple-cream types and an herb-crusted version of Brin d’Amour). For a gathering or a hostess present, get the Big Cheese party box, which comes with delicious cheddar, Gruyère, crackers, and toppings. Or join the Around the World club, which delivers selections from Italy, Spain, and England on a monthly basis.

The multitude of gift options and accessories will undoubtedly get you highly psyched on the cowgirl way of life.

It may even elicit your first authentic “ooo-ee!”

Available online at cowgirlcreamery.com.