Roses are red but so unoriginal.
Here are some gifts for those not so single.
Remède Spa’s candlelit massage with four hands, not two,
Is double the pleasure for you and your boo.
She’s the sweetest, so gift her right,
With candy necklaces (nary a calorie in sight).
If you’re sucking face one week from tonight,
Make sure you’re prepared with a kit from Type.lites.
We’ve also got options for folks going solo,
Like True Romance at Jasper’s for Monday night’s show.
Meet new friends at Archimedes Banya,
Coed bathing, scrub downs, and get whacked with some platza.
Read on for more Valentine’s Day ideas that make us weak in the knees.
Photo: Courtesy of Fat Bunny Press