Kids. They throw tantrums in public, eat with their hands, and constantly throw up on themselves.

In other words, they’re not all that different from the rest of us.

For little ones that can be seen but not heard, look ...

He looks at you meaningfully and asks, “What do you want for your birthday?”

You look him in the eye and reply, “An enormous rock, please.”

Moments later the sorry chap’s out the door leaving you (and half your music ...

There’s the iPod, iShoe, iBook, iTunes, and iPhone. And they’re all part of your iLife.

Maybe it’s the personal focus (me! me! me!) that makes those dotted-i words so appealing. Whatever the reason, you’re hooked on the personal pronoun. Case ...

Disheartened: how you feel when the one eensy piece of artwork you covet is five times more expensive than you ever could have imagined.

Your walls aren’t totally bare (a former tenant was nice enough to leave a Velvet Underground ...

Your well-meaning boyfriend/girlfriend/
friend-with-benefits is good at many things, but massages are not one of them. (Dude, lighten up on the Vulcan death grip.)

Before you suffer a not-so-sexy spinal injury, direct all wackass fingers to Magic Hands, a professional ...

Fancy-schmancy matching china isn’t your thing. (Consider it retaliation against all of granny’s mad-hatter Greenwich tea parties.)

Luckily, the folks at Esque Studio — a Portland-based glassware company — had you in mind when creating their line of off-center-yet-beautiful vases, glasses, ...

You’ve found many ways to occupy yourself in the shower. But once the hot water’s gone, your roommates are left wondering what you’ve done to steam up the loo.

Next time you exit the bathroom, don’t let housemates give you dirty ...