Here’s the silver lining.

ADORN
Bario-Neal Grand Opening Party
What: Stop by for music and cocktails, then check out the local jewelers’ collection of reclaimed precious metal beauties ($40-$250).
Why: Ask them to fashion effortlessly cool custom baubles ($80-$8,000) for your next special occasion.
When: Sat., 5-8 p.m.
Where: 700 S. Sixth St. (215-454-2164). Admission is free.

SWOON
Isabel Marant Fall Launch
What: New arrivals from the French line ($200-$2,500) instantly up your chic quotient.
Why: If the drawing for a $500 shopping spree doesn’t get you in the door, we don’t know what will.
When: Wed., 4-8 p.m.
Where: Adresse, 1706 Locust St. (215-985-3161). Admission is free.

PIG OUT
Bacon Month
What: Swift Half Pub adds an artery-clogging twist to ice cream, peanut brittle, burgers, and more.
Why: Candied pork with chocolate ganache means you can get your fix, even if it’s way past breakfast.
When: Daily, 11:30 a.m.-1 a.m.
Where: 1001 N. Second St. (215-923-4600).

SAY GOOD-BYE
Grasshopper Closes
What: Drop by to bid farewell and take up to 40 percent off accessories, store fixtures, and clothing.
Why: The wood-burning fireplace you’ve always loved is up for grabs, too.
When: Thru Sept. 30. Tues.-Fri., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: 727 Walnut St. (215-925-3959).

Photo: Courtesy of Bario-Neal

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