Hate to break it to you, ladies, but Mike isn’t magic. He’s just some dude in Velcro pants with lots of rhythm and little shame.
For legit sorcery, head to Santa Monica’s new spa, Alchemie.
Assisted by former NiteSpa manager Tawney Sablan, owner Mary Lee concocted a range of treatments (mani/pedis, massages, facials) that use organic, all-natural ingredients to work wonders on your weary bod from top to toe.
The cheery, ecofriendly space (bamboo floors, coconut shell walls) has a make-your-own bath salt bar (lavender, eucalyptus) and small apothecary, where Sablan whips up potions like oatmeal scrubs and sugar body polish.
Friday happy hour parties cast a spell with relaxing mini treatments (reflexology, mini facials) and all-you-can-drink spa-tinis.
Be sure to check out the monthly special, currently the Beach Bunny Brazilian.
Purchase and — abracadabra — it’ll be raining men.
Alchemie Spa, 2021 Main Street, at Bicknell Avenue, suite b, Santa Monica (310-310-8880 or alchemiespa.com).
Photo: Courtesy of Alchemie Spa