Sexy nurse? Sexy ghost? Don’t matter, as long as it’s short and tight.
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Shakespeare’s Haunted Pier
What: Examine Caesar’s wounds, Ophelia’s ranting, and Titus’s cannibalism in an eerie interactive performance on the Yankee Ferry.
Why: Like a hell-broth boil ...
You swore you’d be a calm bride-to-be. No obsessive-compulsive behavior, emotional breakdowns, or confrontations with the new in-laws.
So why are things like seating charts and playlists turning you psycho? Sounds like it’s time to brush up on some pre-wedding ...
Yeah, yeah. You read it in high school. And since then you’ve written a bazillion cover letters, sales pitches, and presentations. Your screenplay’s in development, your byline’s a regular in the paper of record.
You are The Elements of Style
The Snoop D-o-double-g turns 33. Welcome to a slow news week in the doggpound.
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Wendy Fulenwider
What: Dreamy, abstract seascapes and landscapes in oil and watercolor.
Why: Admire art as you’re sippin’ on gin and juice.
When
You appreciate your piece of NY real estate for its charm, history, and landmark status.
However, prewar grime between your bathroom tiles is another story.
Time to meet the hardworking souls at Zen Home Cleaning Service, enlightened housekeepers who use ecofriendly ...
Tofu pies? Duck!
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Tokion’s Creativity Conference
What: Converse with a global, pop-cultural crowd (Antony & The Johnsons, Richard Prince, and Julie Verhoeven).
Why: Be enticed by the zeitgeist.
When: Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., 11:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.
Where: Cooper ...
Fashion co-ops, fabled tequila bars, Italian imports — is this as good as NoLItopia gets?
As if.
A new highlight has been added to an old standard: Tricia’s Place stylist Patricia Kirkland and husband Jean-Baptiste have annexed the space ...
Doctor 1: Doctor, this patient is suffering from extremely large pores and skin discoloration. We need to get her to the ER stat!
Doctor 2: Don’t be crazy, doctor! She doesn’t need surgery, she needs a proper facial.
D1: For the ...
