Here’s some advice: Eat a sandwich. Specifically one at Joe Dobias and Jill Schulster’s East Village shop. Menu standouts include The Conflicted Jew (challah, chicken liver, bacon, onions), a beef brisket roll, and an eggplant Parm hero. Speaking of heroes, you’ll be one when you order a three- or six-foot mix-and-match sub for your next party.
Tues.-Thurs. & Sun., noon-10 p.m.; Fri. & Sat., noon-2 a.m.