Cheap massage? “I-want-it-nooow!” massage? Paah, you say. Doesn’t exist.

Not true.

Drag your aching bones to Tui Na, a narrow six-table massage den in SoHo where $10 gets you 10 minutes; $20, 20 minutes; and $50, 60 minutes of massage, ...

St. John’s wort lifts moods. Echinacea and vitamin C cure colds. B-12 boosts energy.

Supplement, shmupplement. Want to swallow something impressive? Try a B.O. pill.

Body Mints are the first all-natural, edible deodorant. Developed in Hawaii, the daily purports to ...

Watching late-night telly (pint o’ Ben and Jerry’s ‘tween the knees) you muse, My, how the stars look so good! Born that way? Lots and lots of plastic?

Nope. Hollywood’s best kept secret is getting your ass kicked in the ...

Hey, you! Get your face out of that bowl of pasta. How are you going to fit into your new jeans this weekend?

We know, it’s so unfair. Your skinny-minnie friend is hoovering Alfredo across the table, unconcerned about her ...

When you were in a foul mood, you splurged on Gucci stilettos.

When you decided to get sporty, you bought the Gucci surfboard.

Now you seek purification (penance maybe?), but old habits die hard. Don’t worry, Gucci is still ...

When Valentino sent girls down the spring runways with calligraphy across their backs we thought, nice — beats a tattoo any day. Oh, for such innocent body art.

First the Sphinx. Then the Swarovski. Oh, for the innocence ...

Happy holidays! For those of you not spending the week lying on a beach or zipping down the slopes, we feel your pain. As a little treat, we dug through the archives and came up with the Best of DailyCandy. ...