Get Linc-ed in.PONDERAbraham Lincoln’s Big Gay Dance PartyWhat: A fourth-grade Christmas pageant in rural Illinois sparks a raging debate about the sexual orientation of our beloved sixteenth president. Watch the blame game play out from three insider perspectives. Why: Political backstabbing, furtive cornfield meetings, and Honest Abe’s effeminate specters.When: Thru Sept. 5.Where: The Acorn Theatre, 410 W. 42nd St., at Ninth Ave. (212-714-2442). Tickets ($50-$65) online at abrahamlincolnsbiggaydanceparty.com.FRESHEN UPThe Drawing Room OpensWhat: Grecian mane tamer Clyde Elezi and his team of expert stylists revive underwhelming dye jobs, sun-damaged hair, and simply lackluster do’s in his airy, second-story digs.Why: The first 25 readers to e-mail email@example.com will receive $50 off a cut or color (both start at $90). Too late? Not to worry. New clients who mention DC when booking get 20 percent off either treatment. When: Tues.-Fri., 10 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sat., 9 a.m.-6 p.m.Where: 148 Spring St., b/t W. Broadway & Wooster Sts., 2nd flr. (212-226-2600).SIPNorthern Spy Food Co. Happy Hour What: Throw back cooling, discounted cocktails ($6-$8) like the Wheat Beer Shandy or cucumber and mint wine cooler.Why: Soak up sparkling blueberry sangria with a homemade pickle, Landaff grilled cheese, or an Edwards Surryano country ham plate ($2-$8). When: Daily, 4-7 p.m.Where: 511 E. 12th St., b/t Aves. A & B (212-228-5100).SENDScosha BraceletsWhat: Buy a snazzy pair of hand-braided friendship wraps ($25) and show your loyalty — playground style — by shipping one to a best bud anywhere in the U.S. for free.Why: Proceeds benefit the Art in All of Us Pen Pal program.When: Thru Aug. 31.Where: New York Adorned, 47 Second Ave., b/t 2nd & 3rd Sts. (212-473-0007); online at scoshanyc.com.BROWSEDavid Zwirner Pop-Up Summer BookstoreWhat: The behemoth contemporary art gallery offers discounts on rare books, exhibition catalogs, and more. Why: Signed copies of Chris Ofili’s 2009 Rizzoli monograph, out-of-print titles (Mamma Andersson’s 2007 Moderna Museet catalog), and DVDs about in-house artists (Arthouse Films’s Alice Neel by her grandson). When: Thurs., 10 a.m.-7:30 p.m.; Fri., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.Where: 533 W. 19th St., b/t Tenth & Eleventh Aves. (212-727-2070).PARTYTacos & TwerkingWhat: Sip rose tequila and chow on sea bass tacos and huitlacoche quesadillas in this tri-level Mexican tequileria.Why: Grab a drink at the downstairs marble bar (reclaimed from Independence Hall) and dance to DJ Josh Sparber’s indie-eclectic party tunes.When: Fri., 5 p.m.-4 a.m.; DJ starts at 10 p.m.Where: Los Feliz, 109 Ludlow St., b/t Delancey & Rivington Sts. (212-228-8383).Photo: Thom KaineUp to 55% off EzeThe line’s classic plaid prints, gauzy textures, and easy dresses are a lesson in effortless style. Throw one of the tops over a bikini or jeans for that nonchalant je ne sais quoi. Up to 55% off today on Swirl.