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WEAR
Alfabet Collection
What: Handmade fourteen-karat gold-filled or sterling silver A-Z earrings put a cool spin on initial jewelry.
Why: Don’t make us spell it out.
When: Mon. & Tues., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Wed.-Sun., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: By Boe, 172 Prince St., at Thompson St. (212-226-5200).

HEAR
Three Pianos
What: A trio of musically inclined chaps play drunken rockabilly renditions of Schubert’s Winterreise (a.k.a. the winter song cycle).
Why: Philip Glass meets Tom Waits meets Pee-wee Herman.
When: Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m.
Where: Ontological-Hysteric Theater, 131 E. 10th St., at Second Ave. Tickets at 212-352-3101 or online at ovationtix.com.

SCORE
Decadestwo Shoe Blowout
What: For one day only, more than 400 shoes from Louboutin, Gucci, Nicholas Kirkwood, and so many others will be $200 or less.
Why: We saved your place — the first 25 people who e-mail decadestwolovesdailycandy@gmail.com go to the head of the line.
When: Sun., noon-5 p.m.
Where: Kiki de Montparnasse, 79 Greene St., b/t Broome & Spring Sts. (212-965-8150‎).

PEEP
Chatroulette Live
What: Improv actors and comedians interact with the phallus-flashing strangers who frequent the popular video chat service.
Why: On to the next one.
When: Fri., midnight.
Where: UCB Theatre, 307 W. 26th St., b/t Eighth & Ninth Aves. (212-366-9176).

SCREEN
Imperfect as They Are
What: Videos shot by fifteen-plus international artists (Miranda July, Charlotte Gainsbourg) with Digital Harinezumi cameras.
Why: Kim Gordon’s walk in the woods and Mount Eerie’s fatal crime drama.
When: Fri., 6:30-8:30 p.m.
Where: New Museum, 235 Bowery, b/t Stanton & Prince Sts. (212-219-1222). R.S.V.P. to storersvp@newmuseum.org.

Tonight there’s a private silent auction of photographs to benefit Haiti at Milk Studios. Check out our sneak peek.

Photo: Courtesy of By Boe