Gym. Tan. Laundry. No wonder everything coming out of Jersey is so fresh.

Case in point: Romygold handbags, which even nonguidettes will love. Designed by two Hudson River-challenged pals, the distressed-leather line — debuting online today — gives an edgy spin to classic shapes and colors (black, white, beige).

Our favorite, the Biker Slash tote, flaunts the collection’s signature laser-thin cuts that add dimension and texture. It also comes in a munchkin version: a camera case-size cross-body bag with fold-over flap (hands free for when you battle).

The Slit Tote (lacerated leather over cotton) gives the illusion of embossed croc. Also worth a fist pump is the studly hobo trimmed on the sides — Alexander Wang style — with gold grommets.

It’s a Shore thing.

Available at Elizabeth Charles, 639 Hudson Street, between Horatio and Gansevoort Streets (212-243-3201); online at romygold.com. Trunk show cocktail party (free bag giveaway), tonight, 6-8 p.m.

Did somebody up and put a ring on it? We partnered with Crate & Barrel to give away a dream wedding — worth a whopping $100,000 — to one lucky couple. To enter, go to crateandbarrel.com/ultimatewedding.

Photo: Courtesy of Romygold