You live by the motto “Say it; don’t spray it.”

You are also fickle and fear commitment.

Ditch your M.O. for glow with a spray tan from Celebrity Skin Couture Air Tan. The local bronzing pros will set up their awesome airbrush station in your home (read: you don’t have to dig out your car) and in less than 30 minutes, you’ll be as golden as if you’d spent a week in the Maldives.

Sit pretty under a protective tent while you’re misted with a safe, all-natural tanner that won’t leave you looking like a streaky orange mess. Your sun-kissed radiance will last for seven to ten days.

Gather a group of friends and get a sweet discount.

Your other motto: “A penny saved is a penny earned.”

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