It’s gonna be a long one.

DRINK
To the Phillies
What: Join the debaucherous citywide insanity and celebrate weird ref calls, rain delays, and crazy game highlights throughout the World Series.
Why: We’ve come so far with minimal looting.
When: Now.
Where: Everywhere, probably.

GO
To Bed
What: You know you’ll end up going out for Halloween craziness.
Why: You can’t say no, so you better rest.
When: Tonight.
Where: Your own bedroom or that of someone you trust.

GROOM
Anjuthreads
What: The newest spot for expert threading.
Why: You’re hirsute, tweezer inept, and/or afraid of wax.
When: Tues.-Fri., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-6 p.m.
Where: 264 S. 10th St. (215-592-1801).

DANCE
Your Pants Off
What: Disco and house jams courtesy of the Hurrah dudes, plus special guest DJ My Cousin Roy and drink specials.
Why: Way better than listening to your actual cousin Roy.
When: Sat., 10 p.m.-2 a.m.
Where: Medusa, 27 S. 21st St. (215-557-1981).

BUY
Current/Elliott
What: The denim line lands at Third Street Habit. Snag the boyfriend and skinny styles.
Why: Good jeans.
When: Mon., Tues., Thurs.-Sat., 11 a.m.-7 p.m.; Wed., 11 a.m.-8 p.m.; Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: 153 N. Third St. (215-925-5455).