You’ve often been asked if your father was a thief (a rumor sparked by the stars in your eyes — not your shockingly large flat-screen).
But dear old Dad’s not cut out for a life behind bars.
Of any kind, really.
So this Father’s Day, commission a cocktail in his honor from the always-spirited Ryan Magarian of Liquid Relations. (Ever sipped something particularly snazzy at The Penthouse or Westside Tavern? That’s his work.)
The process is simple — on your end, anyway. Have Papa answer Magarian’s inquisitive questionnaire (favorite liquor/fruit/veg/movies/colors/music? any allergies or flavor enemies?) and let the mixologist get to work. In a few weeks, a recipe for a one-of-a-kind drink, accompanied by a photo and in-depth letter of explanation will arrive via e-mail, and Pops can enjoy a personalized cold one forever more.
Somebody’s going to look like a real smooth criminal.