Michele/Michelle: The aestheticians
Deflated by med spa conditions,
Took their license and insurance
Ten years of practice and endurance,
And set out on their own adventure
A mobile hair-removal venture.
With a portable, pulse-light laser
You’ll get it cheap (it beats the razor).
Not just for those with hirsutism —
(here wax is an anachronism),
But for gals and guys with unwanted hair
In those crevices and cracks they bear.
The laser comes right to your door
Clean sheets and numbing cream galore,
They set up shop to zap your pelt:
back, underarm, below the belt.
Seven treatments in a few months’ time —
You’ll see smooth silky skin sublime,
And beat that atavistic mutation
Just in time for your vacation.
Hair It Goes (646-298-5348 or firstname.lastname@example.org).
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