Reading? You’re practically a professional.

Just think of all the e-mails, news stories, baby animal blogs, and text messages you’ve digested since yesterday.

Come to think of it, you have been meaning to sink your teeth into something a bit more substantial.

A not-entirely-humble suggestion: Start with DailyCandy A to Z: An Insider’s Guide to the Sweet Life. Our first book, composed of totally new content, tackles everything from Appearance to Zeitgeist, with stops along the way at Charm, Edibles, Jet-Setting, and Upheaval. Hilarious, gorgeously illustrated, and way insightful, the book is filled with quizzes, real-life stories, charts, and musings on our crazy world.

To wit:
1. Are you going to hell? See: Vice.
2. Is your mom passive-aggressive? See: Kin.
3. When can you chew gum in Singapore? See: Never.

Pick up DailyCandy A to Z and before you know it, you’ll be playing the know-it-all with levity and style. Your best friends will wonder why you didn’t buy copies for them, too.

You’ll laugh. (Hopefully.) You’ll cry. (Okay, probably not.) Your life will be sweeter because of it. (Definitely.)

Available online at amazon.com, barnesandnoble.com, and booksense.com or at your local bookstore.

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