Here’s a riddle: Sally’s been invited to Dick and Jane’s three times, been taken to dinner by John twice, and attended three cocktail parties at Mary’s. How many invitations to Dick, Jane, John, and Mary does she owe?
Answer: one. If, that is, she can even the score with a single, fabulous, make-it-all-up-in-one-blowout fete.
Time to call Jonathan Darr Catering, Sally’s social-life saver. Jonathan helps reciprocate with beautifully catered cocktail parties and dinners. His stunning array of scrumptious nibbles — developed during his years of training at Ammo — make the simplest party seem like a feast for the gods. Slow-roasted beef tenderloin with buttermilk cheddar biscuits; pear bruschetta with Parmesano-Reggiano, manuka honey, chives, and chili flakes; and to-die-for lemon squares with candied lemon zest are just a few of the chef’s signatures.
Everything is served by his charming staff, and your guests will coo over Jonathan’s unassuming, undeniably cute demeanor. (“He’s a doll and he can cook!”)
After this party Sally’s sure to be invited back.
By every Dick, Jane, and Mary …
Jonathan Darr Catering (323-363-5655); or online at email@example.com.