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S’more Bakery & Cafe
What: Former Maialino pastry cook Sarah Warren masters a grown-up, blowtorched version of the Sandlot-inspired treats ($3).
Why: Toasted bourbon Madagascar vanilla bean marshmallow + clover honey and cinnamon-spiced graham crackers + semisweet chocolate ganache = one S’moregasm.
When: Sat., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. (Also Nov. 12 & 19.)
Where: Smorgasburg, 27 N. 6th St., at Kent St., Williamsburg. For custom orders, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
Carsten Höller: Experience
What: The German entomologist-turned-artist transforms the New Museum into an amusement park packed with stomach-dropping, brain-boggling diversions.
Why: Toss on a pair of upside-down goggles, float in the sensory deprivation tank, and ride a mirrored carousel, all before plunging down a 102-foot slide.
When: Thru Jan. 15, 2012.
Where: 235 Bowery, at Prince St. (212-219-1222). Admission is $12.
What: Everyone knows you’re extremely skilled at thumbing an electronic greeting. Surprise them with a real-life sentiment, envelope and all.
Why: “Sent from my iPhone” doesn’t wield the same charm as a Santa stamp.
When: You care enough to use a pen.
Where: Online at dailycandy.com.
What: Claire Lemetais shifts gears to curate clothing and accessories in her former Thierry Goldberg gallery space.
Why: She’s inviting DC readers to toast the new LES trove packed with Mociun, Loeffler Randall, Vena Cava, and more.
When: Grand opening, Fri., 5-8 p.m. Regular hours, Mon.-Sat., noon-8 p.m.; Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: 5 Rivington St., b/t Bowery & Christie St. (212-960-8564). R.S.V.P. for the grand opening to email@example.com.
Maurizio Cattelan: All
What: More than 120 of the Italian-born prankster’s works hang from the museum’s ceiling.
Why: A pint-size artist and Pope John Paul II’s inexplicable meteoric death.
When: Fri.-Jan. 22, 2012.
Where: Guggenheim Museum, 1071 5th Ave., b/t 88th & 89th Sts. (212-423-3500). Admission is $18.
Cardboard Furniture Making Classes
What: Design and build corrugated fiberboard wonders at the four-session workshop ($225) led by studio furniture artist and former Harvard instructor Yoav S. Liberman.
Why: Transform your barren apartment into a cozy DIY den using leftover moving boxes.
When: Registration deadline is Tues. Courses are Nov. 12 & 19, Dec. 3 & 10, 2-5 p.m.
Where: 3rd Ward, 195 Morgan Ave., at Stagg St., Bushwick. To enroll, call 718-715-4961 or go to 3rdward.com.
Photo: Janelle Jones