Pop’s always telling stories from his glory days (“three touchdowns in the state championship!”). Let him relive the splendor with a Dad’s Day gift to match his high school persona.
Most Athletic
He can throw, catch, and dunk (ok, not ...
This weekend is the chosen one.
SEE
Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad
What: The burlesque cabaret outrageously lampoons stereotypes of Jewish women.
Why: The show’s got chutzpah.
When: Sat., 9 p.m.
Where: Alfred I. DuPont Building, 169 E. Flagler St. ...
8 a.m: Wake up. Shower. Shave. Everywhere.
9 a.m.: Read newspaper. Make note of current events. Verify correct pronunciation of Ahmadinejad.
10 a.m.-noon: Work. Do push-ups in restroom (in a last-ditch effort to tighten arm flab).
Noon-2 p.m: Head ...
Princess Foxy: Does this collar make me look fat?
Captain Jack: No, but your belly does.
Foxy: Oh, yeah? Your eyes are filled with goop!
Jack: Let’s not point paws. All I’m saying is you’ll like Woof Gang Bakery. My ...
Michael emerges from his office to announce that he’s taking pupternity leave to raise his new shih tzu.
You cast a knowing glance at your co-worker Jim. Jim, who’s 63 years old and suspicious, barks, “What are you smiling at?”
Memo to: Dan
Re: Working from home
Your co-workers think your need to open the fridge six times before deciding on Mini-Wheats is distracting. Also, you’ve been wearing those pajamas for six days.
Memo to: Anna
You read your e-mails ...
You were sure it was Destiney. But then Bret tramp stamped and booted her only to make the sweet music with both Daisy and Ambre (and smooch “friend” Heather).
For heavy metal love that will actually last, there’s photographer Tracey ...
Back in the day, you were the queen of the cardboard, B-girl extraordinaire. People would stop you in the hallways just to beg you to spin on your head.
Turns out your friends were more impressed with your skivvies than ...
