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Loose Thief Paper

After much research (watching a Law & Order: SVU marathon), you’ve surmised that not all foster parents turn into Daddy Warbucks.

Some suck.

The same realization dawns on 12-year-old Ren as he’s whisked away from his orphanage by his “brother” ...

Bubbling Economy

You hose off in a whore’s bath, let it mellow if it’s yellow, and haul jalapenos in a hemp sack.

It’s go green or go home.

Now you can add to the list: Cut chemicals from your dry cleaning. Recently ...

The Weekend Guide

It’s The Reel World: Miami.

WATCH
Rewind/Fast Forward Film Fest
What:
The eclectic lineup explores Miami’s cinematic scene, Peckinpah, video art, Jayne Mansfield, and more.
Why: What you really want to do is direct.
When:
Thurs.-Sun.
Where: Various locations. Schedules ...

Fitting Room

Hello, this is Simone Rodriquez reporting live from an unnamed Miami gym. I’m here, surrounded by empty treadmills and abandoned ellipticals.

Following rumors that cardio is less effective than weight training, women citywide have deserted their ancient NordicTracks in favor ...

On the Right Track

Hot times, summer in the city. Stay cool with DailyCandy’s summer playlist.

“Girls in Their Summer Clothes,” by Bruce Springsteen
(USA! USA!)

“I’m Yours,” by Jason Mraz
(Break out your inner backup singer.)

“I Kissed a Girl,” by Katy Perry

The Weekend Guide

When the moon hits your eye and you eat apple pie, that’s the weekend.

SEE
Art and Pie
What:
Eight by Eight, an exhibit of equally diminutive canvases debuts, as does the Purple Pie Company and its freshly baked sweets.

Mr. B. All You Can Be

You: Are you sure this dress fits?

Saleswoman: Oh, yes, your derriere is supposed to hang out like that.

Thanks to the commission motivated, you’ve got a closet full of coulda, woulda, shoulda. Before you pack a bag for the ...

The Weekend Guide

Your weekend: Olympic size.

WATCH
Super 8 Film Fest
What: Eight strangers screen their short flicks, which all share an opening and closing sequence by Miami stop-motion expert Clifton Childree.
Why: Have an eight ball.
When: Fri., 8:08 p.m.
Where: