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The Weekend Guide

The weekend’s about to go down.

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Cunnilinguistics
What:
Satisfy your flaming desire for spoken word with an evocative mix of poetry and rhythm.
Why: Come one, come all.
When: Fri., 9 p.m.
Where: Literary Cafe & Poetry Lounge, ...

Send in the Clowns

Has the state of the economy got you down?

Maybe you should run away and join the circus.

For real: The Florida Circus Art School just launched adult classes.

Taught by Eugene Baranok, a veteran of the celebrated Moscow State ...

Upper Cut

In this corner, weighing in at ten frizzy pounds, we have Curly Hair.

In this corner, we have Vaso Spirou of the newly opened self-titled salon.

Vaso bends curls to her every whim. Known for her styling and highlighting prowess, ...

The Weekend Guide

This weekend is a labor of love.

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The American Institute of Wine & Food Dinner
What:
A poolside dinner starring eight local chefs, including David Mullen (Bourbon Steak) and Dewey LoSasso (North One 10).
Why: Pledge allegiance to ...

Loose Thief Paper

After much research (watching a Law & Order: SVU marathon), you’ve surmised that not all foster parents turn into Daddy Warbucks.

Some suck.

The same realization dawns on 12-year-old Ren as he’s whisked away from his orphanage by his “brother” ...

Bubbling Economy

You hose off in a whore’s bath, let it mellow if it’s yellow, and haul jalapenos in a hemp sack.

It’s go green or go home.

Now you can add to the list: Cut chemicals from your dry cleaning. Recently ...

The Weekend Guide

It’s The Reel World: Miami.

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Rewind/Fast Forward Film Fest
What:
The eclectic lineup explores Miami’s cinematic scene, Peckinpah, video art, Jayne Mansfield, and more.
Why: What you really want to do is direct.
When:
Thurs.-Sun.
Where: Various locations. Schedules ...

Fitting Room

Hello, this is Simone Rodriquez reporting live from an unnamed Miami gym. I’m here, surrounded by empty treadmills and abandoned ellipticals.

Following rumors that cardio is less effective than weight training, women citywide have deserted their ancient NordicTracks in favor ...