This weekend is on point.

WATCH
Miami City Ballet Opens
What: Leap into the new season with three pieces, including a modern number with dancers in sneakers and Philip Glass music.
Why: They’re raising the bar.
When: Fri. & Sat., ...

You dread unexpected knocks at your door. Who could it be? A Jehovah’s witness? A campaigner for the “bad” side? Your mother!?

Put some clothes on. It’s Flowers at Your Door, a flower delivery service out of Coral Gables.

Don’t ...

Fritz: Dude, we’re out of papers.

Floyd: Then go to the quickie mart, Homeslice.

Fritz: No, not that kind. I have to send Grandma a thank-you card for that platypus-print sweater.

Floyd: Swing by the Upper East Side’s latest addition, ...

Sophomore efforts often fail (like Michael Waiser’s sorry lunge for your boob).

But not all seconds are sloppy.

Deborah Copaken Kogan’s sophomore work, Between Here and April, is as outstanding as her debut memoir, Shutterbabe.

Her new book is ...

Do not pass go. Go straight to the weekend.

PLAY
Monopoly Miami
What: Buy up properties like the Design District, News Cafe, and Lincoln Road in the game’s new Miami edition.
Why: Monopoly money is your bailout plan.
When: The ...

You used to be able to coerce him into slathering you with sunscreen.

But he wised up to the labor intensiveness.

Next time lure him in with a steamy shower a deux. Then wash up with Bethesda Sunscreen Soap, a ...

Island hopping usually entails dubious airplanes, dirt runways, and flashbacks to poor, long-lost Amelia Earhart. But you can hop anxiety free to Key West (though you may still enjoy some Klonopin on the Overseas Highway).

FLOP
Facing the Gulf of ...