Your ex has the herp. Your sis was an accident. Your co-worker’s rack is fake.

You love a good rumor.

Here’s one to sink your teeth into: Rumeur Boutique in up-and-coming Miami Shores.

The cozy new digs are filled with ...

Sure, Gilligan preferred Mary Ann, but you thought she was a priss. (“Oh, look at me. I wear pigtails and gingham.” Yuck.)

You’d rather be stranded with sassy Ginger anyday.

We’ll drink to that — with a Ginger Passion martini. ...

The Casual Pact of ’84 stated: Miami attire should exceed neither tank tops nor flip-flops (sans heels).

And peace reigned throughout the land.

Until the Europeans, with their stylish wears and sexy accents, invaded.

If you can’t beat ’em, join ...

This weekend winter blossoms into spring. Nobody here notices.

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Cavas
What: The new bar has a machine that dispenses temp-controlled wine by the ounce or glass. Buy a debit card, insert, and taste the rotating selection.
Why: Your glass ...

Your closet’s ADHD is almost as bad as yours. (Or so said your shrink when you showed up in a house dress, rhinestone belt, leg warmers, and a fedora.)

Simplify with the Mood Tunic from Miami designer Natalie Eshkenasy.

The ...

You’re into being tied up and you have a foot fetish.

Satisfy both whims with Gurkee’s, a new collection of flip-flops.

The rope shoes are made from spun carpet fibers welded together. The results are cute, casual sandals that are ...

Dear Yogurt,

I hate to do this via e-mail, but it’s over. Julie found out about us.

Turns out, she’s gained five pounds since you and I fell in love. You said you were good for me? You lied.

Anyhow, ...