From those hot-bodied twins at summer camp (whoops) to the shrimp and scampi special at Red Lobster (major whoops), you can’t pass up a good twofer.

So you’ll jump fer, er, for Scoop’s wrap beach towel.

The jazzy new creation ...

Skip the old hat.

SIP
Mad Hatters Tea Party
What: Wear your bowler to 1 Bleu for champagne and gourmet sandwiches (goat cheese, mascarpone, and fig) to benefit Dress for Success.
Why: You’d be mad to miss it.
When: Fri., ...

If you’re craving a hot piece of meat, you should hit up a strip club in North Miami.

That’s where Fat Man’s Bar-B-Que is (parked outside the feisty Take One Cocktail Lounge).

From inside his traveling trailer, Benjamin Nelson cooks ...

DailyCandy Pitch Meeting

Editor 1: There’s an amazing line from Germany called Nasiri. But the designer and I can’t communicate, so I’m stuck for story ideas.

Editor 2: Maybe a joke about Nazis?

Editor 3: Um, no. Why not just ...

Dive right in.

SEE
Splashion
What: Swim Week starts early with a runway show highlighting looks from Becca by Rebecca Virtue, Green Grass, and more.
Why: Suit up!
When: Sat., 10 p.m.-midnight.
Where: Set, 320 Lincoln Rd. (305-531-2800). R.S.V.P. to 305-341-0231 ...

You’ve always wanted your own harem. Was it the naked bodies catering to your every whim?

Nope. It was the opium.

Kidding. You just like 19th-century Moroccan decor. So nuzzle into the colorful billowing draperies, low tables, and plush sofas ...

There was an empress who lived on Fisher Island.

One day, two designers promised to weave her the most beautiful clothes in the kingdom.

Weeks later, as she paraded up Ocean Drive wearing the designs, onlookers gawked at the sight ...