Summer myth: To swim is to shower.

Look, your armpits need a scrubbing, but your hair — the dirtier the better. Or so say the experts at Contesta Rock Hair.

Unknot that perma-ponytail in favor of the Goddess Twist. Here’s ...

Pop’s always telling stories from his glory days (“three touchdowns in the state championship!”). Let him relive the splendor with a Dad’s Day gift to match his high school persona.

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He can throw, catch, and dunk (ok, not ...

8 a.m: Wake up. Shower. Shave. Everywhere.

9 a.m.: Read newspaper. Make note of current events. Verify correct pronunciation of Ahmadinejad.

10 a.m.-noon: Work. Do push-ups in restroom (in a last-ditch effort to tighten arm flab).

Noon-2 p.m: Head ...

A great woman once said: “The most important person in your life is you.”

Fine, you said it. Yesterday. During your manicure.

So Me, the recently opened haute gym, will suit your fancy. Hidden in an unmarked building in Wynwood, ...

Your treatment for anxiety is a bath and a session with Dr. Cabernet. For you, therapy has always been a DIY affair.

Until it came to your eyebrows, where self-analysis revealed an unfinished Mrs. Potato Head.

Leave your eyes to ...

Back in December, we presented you, dear readers, with nominees in the realms of fashion, food, beauty, arts, and culture. Facebook campaigns, attempts at bribery, and mudslinging ensued. The time has finally come to announce the Sweetest Things 2007 winners.

Everyone’s got issues. Even sweet, braided Dorothy. (Socks with heels?) Whether you’re incapable of love, can’t think straight (or at all), or need to get some balls, here are ways to make your trip down that brick road of life ...