Your dreams of becoming a new mom did not include multiple strollers, bouncers, and bibs to outfit an infant army.

So how do you ask shower guests for cash without seeming like a jerk?

Deposit a Gift takes care of it. The website helps you create a personalized cash registry, so you can politely ask guests to pony up for things you really want. Pass on the onesies in favor of funds toward the ultimate babymoon, a regular babysitter, or college tuition.

The process is simple: Sign up for a free account, then create a customized page with event details and contact info. Next, build your registry to show folks how you’ll spend their thoughtful contributions. Think of it like a bank — and cash out when you’re ready for that preschool deposit.

Available online at depositagift.com.

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Prenatal Yoga Returns to Ayama Yoga Center
What: The safe, nurturing class especially for expectant moms focuses on breathing, strength, and stretching.
Why: Prepare your bod for your babe.
When: Thurs., 5:15 p.m.
Where: 2624 NE 188th St., North Miami Beach (305-932-7755).

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Le Petite Youth Spa Birthday Party
What: The sweetest little spa we’ve ever seen turns 1.
Why: Celebrate with free manicures, dancing, cotton candy, crafts, and great deals on future soirees.
When: Sun., 1-5 p.m.
Where: 3097 NE 163rd St., North Miami Beach (305-949-1100).

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Heart of a Chef
What: Raise awareness of childhood obesity with a laser show, an energy dance floor, and cupcake decorating (everything in moderation).
Why: Wine tastings, sushi classes, and a farmers market occupy the grown-ups.
When: Sun., 4-7 p.m.
Where: Miami Science Museum, 3280 S. Miami Ave. (305-646-4200). Tickets online at heartofachef.org.

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