Hypothesis: Wavy hair is possible.
Research: Mixed one part shampoo with two parts conditioner. Applied heat. Covered in two ounces of gloss.
Observation: Subject resistant to curls.
Solution: Leave the hair science to the team at Femme Coiffure Hair Spa, recently opened in The Ritz. More than a salon, the spa has technicians who pamper tresses with fancy technology and techniques from all over the world.
Method: Techs at Femme use lasers that increase circulation and encourage hair growth. A computer assesses the status of hair follicles and recommends treatments. Services include Japanese straightening, sun protection, and, of course, cuts and color.
Components: The spa uses French line Rene Furterer, meticulously crafted with oils and plants.
Environment: The space gleams with white lacquer and mod leather chairs.
Conclusion: Wavelength readings are off the chart.
Femme Coiffure Hair Spa, in The Ritz-Carlton, 103 Lincoln Road, South Beach (305-864-4400).