September 26, 2008

South Poll

Vote in the 2008 Election

Sure, every vote counts. But let’s be honest, ours count more than most.

To celebrate the importance of voting, a poll.

Monday, October 6 is:
a. the final day you can register to vote in Florida.
b. the anniversary of the day you lost your virginity. (Celebration unwarranted.)
c. National Halloween Preparation Day.

To register to vote:
a. text message your decision to American Idol.
b. go to declareyourself.org.
c. send a carrier pigeon with news of your intentions.

To learn the candidates’ stands on important issues:
a. go to their houses and ask them.
b. read US Weekly.
c. watch videos on expertvoter.org.

To be sure that every vote counts:
a. move to another state.
b. sign up to be a poll worker at pfaw.org.
c. accompany strangers into the voting booth and show them how to do it.

We hold these truths to be self-evident.