See Jane. Jane is plain.

See Dick. Dick agrees.

Shop, Jane, shop.

“I will go to Cool Jane,” she says. “It is new. I would like a new look.”

See Jane prep: with Spanx tummy tuckers and Low Beams party-hat cover-ups. “Now everything is in its place,” she says. Nice, Jane, nice.

See Jane rock: a pair of righteous, butt-hugging jeans from J&Company, Oh Deer pumps, and Pauz pop art bag. “Perfect for the holiday dance with Dick,” she says. Dance, Jane, dance.

See Jane top it off: with a spritz of Sugar perfume, Tint cosmetics, and glittery celly accessories. “Icing on this hot cake,” she says. Work it, Jane, work it.

“I love everything, but my wallet is empty,” she says. “What shall I do?”

Charge, Jane, charge.

Cool Jane, 14760 Biscayne Boulevard, North Miami Beach (305-949-6180 or cooljane.com).