C. Madeleine’s Vintage Yard Sale
What: Go elbow-to-elbow with retro-obsessed shoppers to score 50 to 95 percent off thousands of designer shoes, accessories, and clothing from Norma Kamali, Sonia Rykiel, and others.
Why: Mama needs a new pair of vintage platforms — and a ’70s disco jumpsuit, too.
When: Sun., 8 a.m.-1 p.m.
Where: 13702 Biscayne Blvd., North Miami (305-945-7770).
Around the World in 80 Sips
What: More than 80 wines from across the globe land in Miami for an evening of swirling, sipping, and artisanal cheese and charcuterie pairing.
Why: Call a cab. Your taste buds are on spring break.
When: Fri., 8-10 p.m.
Where: The Moore Building, 4040 NE Second Ave. Tickets ($75) online at bottlenotes.com.
Girlfriends’ Getaway Weekend
What: Girls’ night out just got extended play with a three-day, two-night stay and soiree at the Loews.
Why: The hotel-based slumber party includes fashion talks, poolside lounging, fitness classes, pop-up shops, Bacardi happy hours, spa treatments, blowouts, schwag bags, and more.
Where: 1601 Collins Ave., Miami Beach (305-604-1601). Two-night, double-occupancy stay ($499 per person) required.
Sweatstock and Record Store Day
What: Celebrate Sweat’s seventh anniversary (and the day dedicated to indie record stores) with a free music fest filled with exclusive releases (Arcade Fire, Ryan Adams), food trucks, giveaways, and vinyl.
Why: Music from Afrobeta, Jesse Jackson, and The State Of makes the people come together.
When: Sat. Doors open at 9 a.m.; concerts, 1-11 p.m.
Where: 5505 NE Second Ave. (786-693-9309).
Jeronimo’s Brickell Grand Opening Party
What: Revel in a three-day, Red Light District-themed fete, and raise a glass to the bar’s second locale.
Why: Circ X burlesque dancers in LED costumes, Deejay Smeejay and DJ Joe Dert-spun tunes, open bar (9-10 p.m.), and free specialty drinks (10:30-11:30 p.m.).
When: Thurs.-Sat., 9 p.m.-5 a.m.
Where: 75 SE Sixth St., ste. 103, Brickell (786-220-7690). R.S.V.P. (required) to email@example.com.
National Garlic Day at Cafe Prima Pasta
What: Kiss breath mints goodbye with a trio of $4.19 (as in the date), garlic-flavored dishes and vampire-repelling cocktails.
Why: Bruschetta, calamaretti fritti, spinach saute, Baby Prima martinis, and Dracula red bloody marys.
When: Thurs., 5 p.m.-midnight.
Where: 414 71st St., Miami Beach (305-867-0106).
Photo: Courtesy of C. Madeleine’s