If babies are human petri dishes, then dirty strollers are the plague.

Clean up your Bugaboo’s act with BuggyLove organic cleaning solutions, designed specifically for strollers.

The brainchild of an NYC mom who’d had enough of her fancy baby carriage looking like a frat house on Sunday morning, the collection includes a polish for demucking the frame, a solution for removing stains from the seat, a rose-hip spritz to make everything smell new, and a chemical-free lubricant that silences squeaky wheels.

All the ingredients are natural, so there’s no need to press the panic button if baby snacks on her shoulder strap.

And we think that’s ride on.

Available online at buggylove.com, $50.

SCRIBBLE
Mad Hatter Arts Festival
What: Make some noise at the drum circle, catch a showing of Alice in Wonderland, and watch chalk artists draw.
Why: Outlandish chapeaux are more than welcome.
When: Festival, Sat. & Sun., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Movie, Sat., 8 p.m.
Where: The Barnacle Historic State Park, 3485 Main Hwy., Coconut Grove (305-442-6866). Festival, free. Movie, adults and children 6 and up, $5; children 2-5, $3; under 2, free.

PRIMP
A Night of Fashion: Look Great from Bump to Baby
What: A Pea in the Pod runway show, plus mocktails and hors d’oeuvres.
Why: Pregnancy style expert Amy Tara Koch shows you how to fight the frump.
When: Thurs., 6-9 p.m.
Where: Biltmore Hotel, 1200 Anastasia Ave., Coral Gables (305-445-1926). R.S.V.P. (required by Tues.) to rsvp.anightoffashion@edelman.com. Free.

SWIM
Dive-In Movie
What: Arrive in your best costume for a screening of Corpse Bride.
Why: Zombie lifeguards man the pool.
When: Sat. Doors, 7:30 p.m.; movie, 8:15 p.m.
Where: Grapeland Water Park, 1550 NW 37th Ave. (305-960-2950). Adults and children, $5.

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