Start your morning the awkward way: Walk outside; wave to neighbor getting into car while getting into your car; unofficially tail said neighbor for approximately 45 minutes; wave again when he turns into a parking garage three blocks from your ...
What’s furry, tripping, hungry, well-dressed, and lives in a hut? (You’ll figure this one out by Monday.)
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Bow Wow Meow Adoption Fair
What: Find a new furry buddy with Four Legged Friends Foundation, L.A. Animal Services, Best Friends Animal ...
Massaging your BlackBerry-hand cramp while reviewing page four of your to-do list sure makes life on a farm baling hay and pouring soap sound pretty darn good.
Almost as good as calling virtual assistant Lisa Garvey. With more than a decade’s ...
Tales of great Latin lovers — from Casanova to Gerardo — are about a dime a million. (Okay, trillion.)
But a story about an obese, sci-fi-obsessed, virginal chico in New Jersey? That would be a first. And from Junot Díaz ...
I’m sorry, miss. We’re going to have to operate.
When it comes to the family dogwood, that’s the last thing you want to hear. But when Josh Marcuson says so, you can trust that it’s for the best.
A tree ...
Any Zapf dingbat knows fine stationery is no comic sans matter.
Case in point: Smythson of Bond Street is now open on Rodeo and they’ve got Park Avenue, Saint Germain, and the rest of the fonty bunch with them. And, ...
Good news! Your pants are ready to be picked up at the tailor across town.
Bad news. It’s 5 p.m. and el traffico diablo is raging.
Good news! LicketyShip will fetch your wares so you don’t have to.
Even more good news: ...
There’s nothing wrong with hitting the Ambo to get a couple of Zs.
It’s cutting your pet’s hair, eating a tub of cornichons, and ordering the entire Ronco catalog in the middle of the night wherein the problem lies.
Cheer ...
