You’re not just florally challenged.
You’re arrangementally retarded. You could make a dozen roses look bad. You’ve been known to frighten children with your nosegays. You think a dahlia is something found on the human body.
No big deal. That’s ...
The bane of every L.A. dweller’s existence?
The constant stream of crashers. From the “Thanks for giving us your bed!” parental visit to the recurring “I like to pretend I’m bicoastal” New Yorker, it’s beginning to feel like a ...
Where the animal kingdom’s concerned, you’re a lover, not a fighter.
So while you won’t be throwing a party for the skunk that lives under your house, you’re not out for blood, either. Those seeking a humane alternative to skunkocide ...
Are you embarrassed to let your friends (or even the cute UPS guy) inside your home? Is chaos slowly, in its drip-drip-Chinese-water-torture sort of way, overtaking your space?
Quit kidding yourself. You don’t have the time or the energy ...
Bad morning?
Let’s see. Some Hummer freak stole your parking space. Your pug bit the old lady next door. And your checking account is down to double digits.
You need a massage. But on your budget? No problem. At Pho-Siam, ...
Boy, if you had a nickel for every time you couldn’t decide between the salon and the art gallery.
Cuticles or cubism? Eyebrow or highbrow? Massage or message? Tough questions.
At Wax Poetic, a salon-cum-art gallery, you can finally lay ...
Relationship in a tailspin? Script stuck in turnaround? Wondering if that Neutra will ever go on the market?
Sure, patience is a virtue. But what if you need answers now?
Time to ask the lovely and clairvoyant Jackie Turner. A self-taught tarot ...
You’ve heard it a million times. Dogs tend to resemble their owners.
So ask yourself this: Why should your beloved canine doppelganger be restricted to a life of culinary and sartorial monotony while you dine out, groom obsessively, and gussy ...
