Two signs Mercury was in retrograde last month: You locked your keys in the car and put two cups of salt in your sugar cookies.

You can’t fix the past, but astrologer Maja D’Aoust can see what the stars have lined up for you. She creates your transit calendar based on planetary alignment, so you’re better prepared to deal with life’s future ups and downs.

Just give D’Aoust the day, year, time, and city of your birth, and in a half hour, she’ll tell you anything from whether to get a precautionary checkup (Uranus in the sixth house) to whether you should take that job overseas (Jupiter through the ninth house).

Opt for a more precise 90-minute session to pinpoint the best time to buy a house, plan a wedding, or even get pregnant.

We predict you’ll like it.

For more information, go to godismyboyfriend.com. Regular, 30-minute transit calendars, $85; in-depth, 90-minute calendars, $165.

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