Patient: XXXXX (confidential)
Symptoms: frowny face, crinky neck, knotty back, with signs of cranky pants.
Diagnosis: acute Valentinesitus.
Treatment: aggressive course of R&R at Ciel, the just-opened, white-on-white, Starck-designed spa at SLS; emphasis on in-cabana hot-stone rubdowns, salt scrubs and/or Moor mud wraps, Luminous and/or Urban Cure oxygen facials, hairdos by Christophe, ultra-pampering mani/pedis.
Prescription: aromatherapeutic massage oils blended to order based on mood and scent preference, acoustic resonance sound therapy bodywork beds, exclusive Ling and Ageless Aesthetics skin care, lots of personal attention.
Furthermore, utilizing perks such as pre- or post-spa session access at ultra-techie gym or rooftop pool may speed recovery; results not back on aguas frescas consumption.
Though this office supports unlimited refills.
Ciel Spa at SLS, 465 South La Cienega Boulevard, between San Vicente Boulevard and Clifton Way (310-246-5560 or cielatsls.com).
Mention DailyCandy when booking your first facial or body treatment and receive 25 percent off.