(Sung to the tune of Blondie’s “Heart of Glass”)

Once we had a kid, and it was a gas,
Soon turned out, she’s a fancy lass.
She likes the real thing, only to find,
Plastic kid jewelry is unrefined.

Once we saw Bottleblond; it was divine.
Soon found out, it was well designed.
Vintage deco charms and sparkling gold till we were so blind.
And now we are of the same mind.

In between “these heart necklaces I find pleasing” and “I’m looking fine,”
Quality to treasure forever.
We have peace of mind,
If we see ’40s charms come back to life.
It’s just so good, them dangling like they do.

Lost inside adorable glass bottles is where the hairpins hide.
Alex Hillson designs the raw brass baubles and friendship bracelets we spied.
We couldn’t have made ’em better, yeah.

Yeah, riding high on Bottleblond jewelry’s light.

Available at Yolk, 1626 Silver Lake Boulevard, between Effie Street and Berkeley Avenue, Silver Lake (323-660-4315 or shopyolk.com); online at bottleblond.com, $12-$35.

STOCK UP
Eggy Summer Sale
What: Save 50-70 percent on sweet summer styles from Little Paul & Joe, Nellystella, and more (until supplies run out).
Why: A well-hatched shopping plan.
When: Mon.-Fri., 10:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
Where: 8365 W. Third St., at S. Kings Rd. (323-658-8882).

SHOP
Splendid and Ella Moss Warehouse Sale
What: Amazing steals from Ella Moss Girl, Splendid Girl, Little Ella, and Splendid Littles.
Why: Stock up on cozy styles for fall.
When: Sept. 9 & 10, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.
Where: The Cooper Building, 860 S. Los Angeles St., at E. Ninth St., 11th flr. (213-627-3754).

WRITE
Back to Scraps Writers’ Workshop
What: A night of engaging and constructive writing exercises meant to foster new ideas and keep Mom’s mind from turning to mush.
Why: Write on.
When: Sept. 11, 7-9 p.m.
Where: Grow Kid Grow, 4310 W. Sunset Blvd., b/t Bates & Fountain Aves., Silver Lake. Reserve at 323-661-4769.

KICK
Super Soccer Stars Fall Season
What: New York’s most popular soccer program moves west, teaching the value of teamwork to kids 2 and up in a noncompetitive, confidence-building environment.
Why: It’s a whole new ball game.
When: Sign up now. Classes start the week of Sept. 12.
Where: Various neighborhoods throughout L.A. Register online at la.supersoccerstars.com.

Photo: Courtesy of Bottleblond Jewelry