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The Chap Olympiad 2009
What: Eccentric sporting event hails the unathletic with moustache wrestling, cucumber sandwich discus and martini knockout relay.
Why: Be a good sport.
When: Sat., noon.
Where: Bedford Square Gdns., WC1B 2HH. To book, call 020 7724 1617.

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Go Pedal
What: Rent a bike and have it delivered and collected from anywhere in Central London.
Why: It’s the wheel deal.
When: You want an easy rider.
Where: To arrange delivery, call 07850 796320.

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Terry O’Neill: Behind the Scenes
What: Exhibition in a new pop-up gallery by 1960s photographer famed for his iconic celebrity portraits.
Why: It’s show time.
When: To 3 Aug. Mon.-Sat., noon-7 p.m.; Sun., noon-6 p.m.
Where: Westfield London, Getty Images Gallery, The Village, W12 7GF (020 3371 2300).

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Real Nice
What: Cool down with new ice lollies made from pureed organic fruit.
Why: Aw, sucks.
When: Mon.-Sat., 8 a.m.-10 p.m.; Sun., 11 a.m.-5:45 p.m.
Where: Whole Foods Market, 63-97 Kensington High St., W8 5SE (020 7368 4500).

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Jawbone Earcandy
What: Super-slick Bluetooth headsets come in funky colours.
Why: Drop me a lime.
When: The phone rings.
Where: Online at jawbone.com.