There are some things you can find but don’t want (verrucas, wrinkles, Luton airport) and others you want but can’t find (electric sweater debobbler, reliable manservant, decent reflexologist).

Problem solved re: that last entry. Abigail Walters is an excellent reflexologist who will travel to any address in central London to perform a number of miracles on the sole — and soul — with her instinctive skills.

Specify a complaint (insomnia, constipation, headaches) and ask her to work on the associated ‘feetal’ areas or lie back and let her inform you of troublesome spots she found, and worked on, along the way.

She’s calm, discreet and professional.

In other words, a rare find.

Abigail Walters Reflexology (07969 735447 or abigailwalters.co.uk). DailyCandy subscribers get a one-hour home visit for £49 (usually £58) or one hour at her studio in Parsons Green for £36 (usually £42) until 30 August.