You think you know a person (quiet Kate from accounting), then she shows up as the porn star lesbian love interest on the latest season of Big Brother.

Are you having trouble seeing people’s true colours?

Paul Mitchell can help. With 30 years of experience working with electromagnetic energy fields, he uses an interactive system (read: computer) to photograph and analyze your aura.

Keep your hand on the Kirlian machine and watch your aura in motion (it changes all the time). He’ll talk through your current emotional state and chakra levels, as well as the degrees of harmony between your mind, body and spirit. Then he prints a photo of you and your colourful vibrational energy.

Try to persuade your other half to go along for a session.

Can’t hurt to keep a third eye on things.

Paul Mitchell, at Mysteries, 11 Monmouth Street, WC2H 9DA (020 7240 3688 or mysteries.co.uk).